robinthefrog | Letter To Uncle Kermit

Dear Uncle Kermit,

First things first. There's a new lady in charge here named Umbrage, and she wants to kick me out because I'm a Frog. I don't intend to give her any excuses, and I've received a lot of support from my fellow students, but I'd appreciate it if you could look into possible legal recourses if she does?

There, now that that's out of the way, onto the good things that are happening. I'm hoping to learn how to surf, I got a surfboard, and a girl named Tori has offered to teach me. I've tried out for the cheer leading squad twice, and haven't made it, but that's okay cause I got into the play! As the villain! How weird is that?! This is gonna be sooooo cool! In other school-type news, I'm taking a Boy Scout workshop, where I met the president. Yes, the president. Just not the one from back home. This place is way wacky.

And I don't want you to think it's all work and no play here. Hee. I got to meet a few dinosaurs. One of whom was friendly. The others weren't prepared for the power of Frog. Like I said. Wacky. I've been performing quite a bit since I got here, there's a karaoke place, and sometimes when the mood strikes, I'll just settle in someplace and play a tune. I usually end up with an appreciative audience.

I've mostly gotten the usual reaction here. People are surprised when the first meet me, (though some, not so much) but they get over it pretty quick, and everyone's been really nice. Uhm, question. In all your years, have you ever met anyone who was afraid of you? I've had that experience twice here and it's really weird. And, not too fun.

Okay, so lastly, I need some advice. There's a girl here, well there's several girls here that wouldn't mind asking this advice about, but there seems to be one in particular that I get along with...I know that relationships between Muppets and humans aren't unheard of, and I remember you had a few near misses (don't get me started on who messed those up. Though it might be fun for her to meet Umbrage). Well, I wondered if you had any words of wisdom about dating in that regard. She's really sweet, and funny, and very very pretty. And even not as toweringly tall as everyone else. Though this might be a moot point cause she's got a boyfriend.

Anyway, hope to hear from you.

Your Nephew,
Robin

ooc: there's anti-Umbrage stuff in this letter so I imagine it's not going where it's meant to go. This makes Umbrage a hypocrite because if she's willing to commit a felony in order to remain in power, then she's not that fond of the rules as she claims. Have a nice day.